Karl~🐢


My name is Karly and I like turtles, cats, and stuff that makes me laugh (:

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

Source: buttsweats

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

Source: quickbewitty

gracehelbig:

meghantonjes:

How to survive school (x)

I adore her @gracehelbig

meghantonjes is tits.

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

Source: yourpersonalcheerleader

Foreign Country sexy pose

Foreign Country sexy pose

Tagged: costa ricasexyposeleg musclesdamn

bestqueer:

reblog if UR NOT tumblr famous bu t U ARE tired nd kinda gay

Source: kosherqueer

taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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Source: taco-bell-rey

kuunakullanvalkeana:

honch-crow:

You know what needs more lesbians? 

Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.

Source: con-queer

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

Source: dickzoned

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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